Very clever word play literatureismyutopia:
by Grant Snider
“The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.” - John Updike. Updike died three years ago today.
(via wordpainting)
Teachers matter. So instead of bashing them, or defending the status quo, let’s offer schools a deal. Give them the resources to keep good teachers on the job, and reward the best ones. In return, grant schools flexibility: To teach with creativity and passion; to stop teaching to the test; and to replace teachers who just aren’t helping kids learn.
(via insatiablycurious)
I think Freud is a nymphomaniacal asshole and I hate him.
—10th grade girl, just chatting in Latin class.
(via wordpainting)
Why did you Google ‘how much is cocaine’?
—One 10th grade girl to another, while looking at her phone.
(Source: radioactivebitch, via wordpainting)
definition of strength on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/8490843